It's time to go to the doctor. I've got an earworm. That's one of those songs that gets stuck in your head and you can't get rid of. So perhaps a normal doctor isn't the way to go. Which is lucky, because the last doctor I went to was really really crap and I'd have to find a new one.
There are two bad things about having the "I like big butts" song stuck in my head, apart from the usual "oh my god I'm sick of singing this song round and round and round and round and I think I have to bash my head against something hard!" mild type of inconvenience.
Number one is that I don't like the song. It's not the type of song I'd like to be giving favour to, it's just got a catchy tune is all. All up it's not summing up the kind of sentiments I really approve of.
At least I don't think so anyway. Because I only know the first line, and perhaps some of the second line. After that I just know a bit more of the tune, which I fill in with dah-da-dahs.
So yeah this is quite annoying, as you might imagine ... all ... the people ... living life in peace ...
... hmm, yes, you can say I'm a dreamer because that strategy didn't work. I don't think it's possible to manually dislodge an earworm - you just have to wait for it to fade and something else to take it's place. I should be so lucky. Lucky, lucky lucky...
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ReplyDeleteOh, oh, oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
I like big
I like big
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Big butts and I cannot lie
Big butts and I cannot
Butts and I cannot
Butts, butts, butts, butts,
butts and I cannot lie
I like em round and big
I like em round and big
I like em round and big
I like em round and big
"Library", if that really is your name, thank you for your efforts in posting these words. I'm not sure whether your intentions are pure, or whether you are intent in furthering my aural pain. From the fact that you posted them on the first post as well, perhaps it is the latter.
ReplyDeleteI have two comments to make. First, I'm not sure they are the full and correct lyrics - I'm sure I remember the word "deny" in there. Of course I could settle this properly once and forall by Googling them, but I don't like the song and don't want to encourage these sort of sentiments about my rear end.
The second comment I wanted to make was that when I get this song in my head I think of the donkey (Eddie Murphy) and the dragon in Shrek. So it's actually quite innocent. (I don't want my colleagues to look at me funny unjustly. If they ever found out who I really am. But I doubt they will - they'll be stumped when the trail runs cold at my Caymen Islands bank account. Plus this mask, cape, and vinyl bodysuit make quite a good disguise.)